Wednesday, December 22, 2004

I need to lay off the Christmas cookies this weekend

In just one hour I will be leaving this dreadful office for a glorious 4 day weekend, I am so excited!

Good God, this week has been hectic. I absolutely love this time of year, but it's so exhausting, and I think I'm going to curl up into a cozy ball of television-watching laziness when it's all over. I can't wait for that. But for now, I will keep up with the tasks at hand, which include finishing up some extremely random Christmas shopping (including buying a gift for
Bridezilla, who sent me an email yesterday declaring that we need to get together so she can give D. and I our gift... not only were we not planning on buying her and her husband anything, but I was also planning on avoiding any contact with her for as long as possible so as to keep myself from going absolutely insane listening to her b#tchy drivel), baking cookies (very scary, will try very hard to not burn the house down), and going sledding in this lovely -20 wind chill weather we're having.

This morning, as I was in my normal rush to get ready (I just can't get up when the alarm goes off), I somehow did not get all of the conditioner out of my hair. So the roots of my hair where my bangs would be if I had them are extremely crusty and greasy looking. It's a really good look to sport in the office, you should all try it.

Since I started working out again almost 3 weeks ago (after our treadmill purchase, which I do not regret one bit) I have inexplicably GAINED almost 4 pounds. WTF!! I threw quite the tantrum after that realization. I have been a very dedicated runner, about 4-5 times a week, and have not changed my eating habits, so I am just pissed. Argghhh. Don't really know what to think, but I guess if I want to loose that 5-10 pounds I was originally looking to do, I'm just going to have to stop eating altogether. Definitely going to stay away from the scale though, cause that unfortunate event caused me to momentarily question why I am even trying. B#tch scale. I sort of want to take it out to a deserted field and take out all my aggression with a big ole' wooden bat, sort of paying tribute to the Office Space scene with the destruction of the fax machine, or copier, or whatever it was that was always jamming on those guys. God I don't know when the last time was that I got to destroy something like that, but it sounds awfully therapeutic.

Well, since I am off work for the next four days, it is HIGHLY unlikely that there will be any blogging going on in my world. So with that I will bid you all farewell, and a very Merry Christmas to you all!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Honey, relax. You look just fine, and could probably stand to gain weight - if anything!

Quit dieting, love your body, and all will be well. Except for that Bridezilla... she's gotta go.